Untold millions of foolish non-believers have rejected their Savior and the Word of God. The Lucifer Parody Letters are a serious yet mocking reflection on how the satanic gates to Hell have been
flung open.
Parody Letters From Lucifer Series
Letter #4
July 1, 2006
By…Michael
Westfall
The Parody
Lucifer Letters Introduction
GET THIS CLEAR! I delight in blind-siding gullible souls who are surrounded
daily by the evidence of my work, yet refute my existence. My satanic scheme is designed to create an apocalyptic chain of
events that will manipulate into my discipleship people and groups that have the power to deliver America to my altar by destroying America’s values and culture. This includes
legal, entertainment and special interest organizations. I expose only a small glimpse of my scheme with each communication.
Collectively these letters of appreciation and instruction offer a glimpse of the pathway to Hell itself…
Dear Mr. Ron Howard,
I am “Lucifer”, but you may call me Mr. “Satan”. This is my forth letter of
communication directed exclusively to my most influential disciples who are a major force in keeping my agenda alive and active.
To all of my other
individual helpers connected to the Da Vinci Code book and movie fiction, who have equally contributed by adding confusion
and doubt to the Holy Scriptures, I know who you are. Your efforts fit my purposes disturbingly well and on judgment day…. you will be held personally
accountable.
Dan Brown’s bestseller fiction novel, The Da Vinci Code, began this progression by questioning
the fundamentals of Christianity. The book suggests Mary Magdalene was Jesus’ wife, the mother of Jesus’ offspring,
the real Holy Grail and the person meant to lead the church. The book conjectures that just about everything taught about
Christ today is a lie, and the truth has been secretly kept from the world because the Bible Gospels promoting the deity of
Christ were written in antiquity to hide and cover up the truth.
1 Corinthians 15:14 elucidates that if Christ has not been raised,
our preaching is useless and so is your faith. The fictitious Da Vinci Code’s so-called
original concealed documents supposedly revealed Jesus as only a moral teacher and nothing else.
The story casts sinister and wicked shadows on the Roman Catholic
Church by implying it murdered to keep the secret about Jesus concealed. It also infers that artists gave deliberate reticent
clues to these revelations hundreds of years ago through their artwork such as Da Vinci’s Last Supper painting.
Mr. Howard, under your direction, your film, which stars Tom Hanks,
takes the book to the next level. It masquerades fiction as would-be truth creating false assumptions, asking contrived questions,
adding further deep confusion to the Gospels and challenging the very divinity of Christ in the name of entertainment.
As your beast, I can readily tell you that this twisted tortuous movie
has the smell of death rather then the fragrance of life, thus I have rewarded you with sparkling financial gains at the box office.
As the king of liars, it tingles my tail how you have taken an evil assemblage of made-up hoax, including an
insignificant crumb of myth, which is full of historical and theological errors and twisted it with non-factual evidence to
weave the absurdity of this fairy-tale concoction. You have created a genuinely nauseating and wickedly fictitious flick on
Christianity, which you are pawning off as entertainment. Not bad my trusted and convoluted disciple!
The Bible states that man is not to add or take away from the Bible.
At judgment there will be severe consequences for people who, even in jest, use Hollywood’s resources to create sham
movies attempting to damage God’s word and cast stumbling blocks into viewers’ minds. Your film calls the church
a liar as it challenges the trustworthiness of the scriptures and convolutes the word of God for profit.
Such imagination! Your film’s mundane script with its foolish fabrication and
insane hypothesis
could only be produced in my Tinsel Town, and I tip my sweatband to you! I mean, the sheer folly of this sacrilegious piece of misinformation
that truly demonizes the Roman Catholic Church!
What must Jesus, who suffered and died on the cross for the sins
of all people, think as they freely condemn him, reject his word and ignore his love by offering themselves up on my alter? Thank you, Thank you!
Unless they accept Jesus, the very person they dishonor, diminish
and debase, as their personal savior, then I must gleefully enlighten them that each day brings them closer to their companionship with yours truly …Me!
I would suggest that all of my blaspheming disciples enjoy their
fleeting prestige, power and money for denigrating God’s word because there will be no star status here on our cruise down the lake of
fire through the canyons of brimstone. If they weren’t so thirsty during their eternal stay, I believe they would even enjoy the power of the huge exploding thermometers
and other sights and sounds in deafening surround sound and repulsive wide screen Technicolor. … Hurray for Hollywood!
This heats the area up where my heart should be and while I don’t
have the ability to love, I do have, shall I say, strong feelings for my Hollywood deceivers…I mean disciples.
You refuse to reflect in your influential work how God has blessed
your life and selfishly chose instead to use your resources to challenge the savior of man and give life to this smoldering crock of fiction. You deliberately
force viewers to choose between your seductive entertainment and the Loving God of the universe. I suspect that, daddy Andy,
Barney, old Aunt Bea and Mayberry are not too proud of little Oppie …But I am! Your beast may not be real
desirable or too vibrant, but I salute you for allowing me to work my satanic scheme through your work.
Starting with Eve,
I have empowered certain self-deceivers to consider themselves as powerful little gods. I have bestowed vital influence today to my publishing and movie industry disciples to reach
a multitude of people in the shortest period of time. They have undertaken to bamboozle others through their twisted and manipulated misinformation.
I have purposely spoiled
and prepared my Tinsel Town disciples, from an early age and throughout each of their individual personal lifetimes, so they
would consider themselves special, privileged and creative. In reality, however, I have groomed them to be egotistical and self-infatuated enough
so they would dare write and produce sacrilegious films like my Da Vinci Code.
Rather then tremble
in their shoes at the thought of standing before God and giving an account for their actions, such bold people stand fearlessly
tall by me and cast doubts into the minds of people against the very divinity of Jesus Christ.
You might think I am
walking in circles and talking in riddles, but… I have given my disciples the power to craft believable and misleading facsimiles of
reality. Many viewers will not differentiate the truth from illusion and be misled, just as I have misled the creators of
this material. They prefer to be entertained with fake theology rather then read the Bible and learn the bona fide truth.
Confidentially, Mr. Howard, your name recognition along
with Tom Hanks affords me the most wonderful bait as I prowl the world causing heaven the loss of precious souls. It allows
me to book new passengers for the forever cruise through hell as we persuade people away from the word of God and towards an eternity of damnation
and despair.
I am pleased by how
the film industry is missing an everlasting opportunity to improve America’s values by cleaning up the movies. According to God, immorality is wrong. You entertainers contribute
little to the culture in which you are allowed to thrive in your fifteen minutes of vaporous fame.
My Tinsel Town disciples are now drilling down and labeling Christians as accusatory cultists
who are following the big myth. Please, forget the fact
that with no God there is no judgment. This automatically makes it politically correct to accept this Hollywood slop as entertainment.
America has proven it is susceptible to Hollywood illusion in the
past. Orson Wells’ Oct. 30, 1938 War of the Worlds radio show, like The Da Vinci code, was also taken from a
book. As the listeners tuned in, they were put into a fictitious arena where fake became reality and false became truth. Like
the Da Vinci Code, it was designed to look like reality. As the fake Martians were invading earth there were fake bulletins
interrupting the fake broadcast about the fake invasion that was occurring at Grover Mills, New Jersey. Americans were panicked as they naively believed the destruction of the world was taking place before their
ears. As in The Da Vinci Code, the audience was fleetingly told it was all fiction, but America only believed the illusory
parts.
Listeners became part of the fiction as mass hysteria took over.
They got out their guns and took to the highways to escape these Martian invaders. It was false! Yet Americans unbelievably
bought it hook line and sinker.
The Da Vinci Code is dreadfully different and extremely more toxic
to audiences than War of the Worlds because this dangerous movie has the potential to steal men’s eternal souls.
I find it fascinating that some conservatives would not discourage
church members from seeing this blasphemous movie. Mercy! Hollywood is attempting to blatantly pollute viewer’s minds, pervert their faith and insult their God, and America
is pouring out its wallets to them. Thank you, Thank you! Your devil doesn’t want to appear difficult, so I will disrespectfully agree with these conservatives because
the more who enrich my book and film ticket sales just guarantees me future blockbuster sequels…This is just the beginning of your
end.
Listen up! I am your devil! How can you not worship my godless
church of liberalism, which wants to destroy traditional Biblical faith? How can I not appreciate filmmakers whose passion
for contempt and loathing for the church never ends in offensive films such as this one?
I must elaborate! By attacking the validity of the word of God, my moviemaker
disciples have stepped well over the boundary line and into an area so utterly powerful that they don’t have the human
understanding to begin to realize just how much long-term harm they are doing to the Christian faith. There have been few forces on earth
that have helped me as much, and I offer you my moribund appreciation.
Going forward, you must deny that this movie is deceptive
satanic brain washing and its true mission is to keep viewers and their families from accepting Jesus as their savior. Using
glitzy entertainment in this manner is like feeding viewers candy coated poison.
You must Remember, it is not to our advantage to enlighten viewers that
our myths and legends, which the Da Vinci Code are based on, were written hundreds of years after Jesus by totally unreliable
sources.
Do not acknowledge how those who put the New Testament
together were faultlessly careful of the books they included and wanted to make absolutely certain there were no myths or
lies. They selected writings only from those people who personally knew Jesus, were eyewitnesses to Jesus, saw his miracles,
knew his teachings, and knew exactly what his mission was. They saw enough truth first-hand to have sufficient faith that
they were willing to be martyred through terrible deaths for defending the divinity of Christ and for fulfilling Jesus’
great commission of spreading the gospel.
Forget the Bible and all of these historical facts. Instead press,
through doubt and confusion, that your movie viewers use the movie script for their theology! Also forget the power of the
pen used to write the Bible and remember that a slick modern moving picture is worth a thousand ancient words?
HEY, I am not here to preach the truth, so I will only quietly enunciate
that Jesus was not an ordinary man, he was sent to you to save mankind and that Jesus is the only way to the Father and everlasting
life. He knew his purpose and fulfilled that purpose … perfectly. Believe me, if anyone knows that, it is I, your
burning beast.
In reality, there is really no code to decode because the Da Vinci
Code is total fictionalized folly and false. It is only smoke…and mirrors. It is all a satanic scheme.
So…don’t you forget the most important person that is making all of this confusion
possible for you? It is, “ME”! Yours truly… Lucifer the Beast!
I demand you, my loyal disciples, to continue on with my scheme of blurring
the lines between evil, good, truth and deceit so people won’t know the difference between right and wrong and thus
have no feelings of responsibility, remorse, or humiliation.
Understand that the real satanic message of the fictitious Da Vinvi
Code is that the church is a liar, the gospels are altered and Jesus Christ was just a man and no more.
As Satan, I fully understand that the church is what holds America
together. I have your Church and your spiritual beliefs under attack. If mankind doesn’t protect its faith, believe in the divinity
of Christ, that the Church is Holy and the Gospels are the absolute truth, I will dismantle your church piece-by-piece
with the help of my disciples. I fully intend to completely steal it from America inch-by-inch, part-by-part, book-by-book,
film-by-film, law-by-law and pew-by-pew. There will be nothing left for your children but devastation and an eternity with…. ME!
Your grim reaper is awaiting you, your children and your nation.
Your Master,
Satan, the anti-Christ
(Lucifer the Beast)
………………
Westfall’s “The American Worker”
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